I guess we’ve all been expecting this. This is hilarious! Kudos to the guy that made this!!
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Haha this is amazing…whoever made this is a genius!! lol.
Especially due to the fact that it doesn’t even look like that guy could fit in the car…lol
Ok well it seems that they posted the draft results so I don’t have to type them all out..so here it is. Rounds 1 through 15:
Looking at it now, I’ve noticed that Indianapolis’ Defence was actually taken in the last round when they actually have a pretty solid defense. I dunno how I missed that. I mean, they have like the third best defense in my opinion. By the way, I think that San Diego has the best defense and Chicago has the second best.
Well I’m really excited because it’s almost NFL football time. August 3rd is the first preseason game..can’t wait. As everyone knows…Dallas is my team. I was kind of disappointed that Julius Jones left for Seattle..but whatever, Dallas is still good with Marion Barber. Guarenteed I will be wearing my Emmitt Smith, Troy Aikman, or Michael Irvin jersey when the Cowboys play. By the way, if you didn’t know it yet, Smith, Aikman, and Irvin are known as The Triplets. Want to get my hands on a DeMarcus Ware jersey next. So with the NFL season approaching, so does Fantasy Football. Anyone want to check it out, I’m in Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Football public league #231630. If not then here’s my team:
Legend
QB – Quarterback
WR – Wide Reciever
RB – Running Back
TE – Tight End
K – Kicker
DEF – Defence
BN – Bench
QB – Eli Manning (NYG) 4th Round – 31st Pick
WR – Terrell Owens (DAL) 2nd Round – 11th Pick
WR – Plaxico Burress (NYG) 3rd Round – 30th Pick
WR – Danté Stallworth (CIN) 7th Round – 70th Pick
RB – Marshawn Lynch (BUF) 1st Round – 10th Pick
RB – Julius Jones (SEA) 6th Round – 51st Pick
TE – Jeremy Shockey (NO) 5th Round – 50th Pick
K – Nick Folk (DAL) 8th Round – 71st Pick
DEF – Green Bay 9th Round – 90th Pick
BN – Brian Greise (NO – QB) 10th Round – 91st Pick
BN – Justin Fargas (OAK – RB) 11th Round – 110th Pick
BN – Benjamin Watson (NE – TE) 12th Round – 111th Pick
BN – Reggie Williams (JAC – WR) 13th Round – 130th Pick
BN – Robbie Gould (CHI – K) 14th Round – 131st Pick
BN – Jason Campbell (WAS – QB) 15th Round – 150th Pick
I know this team isn’t that good, but out of a league of 10 players with me holding the 10th pick…this is the best that I can do. Maybe down the line, I’ll trade some players depending on how they do.
America’s Team = Dallas Cowboys
GO COWBOYS GO!
Edit:
I’ll just post all the picks for Round 1 here. Not enough space for all 15 rounds and Round 1 is usually the most interesting one.
1st Pick – QB – Tom Brady (NE)
2nd Pick – RB – LaDainian Thomlinson (SD)
3rd Pick – RB – Adrian Peterson (MIN)
4th Pick – RB – Steven Jackson (STL)
5th Pick – RB – Brian Westbrook (PHI)
6th Pick – RB – Joseph Addai (NYG)
7th Pick – WR – Randy Moss (NE)
8th Pick – RB – Marion Barber (DAL)
9th Pick – RB – Ryan Grant (GB)
10th Pick – RB – Marshawn Lynch (BUF)
So let me start off by stating that The Dark Knight is one of the best movies I’ve seen, Heath Ledger was amazing, although it wasn’t stated the Two-Face was gonna be in the movie, it was kind of a dead giveaway when the movie posters had “I Believe In Harvey Dent” I knew I wouldn’t be able to watch the movie when it first came out on the 18th..so i was kind of hopng to watch it on the 19th…turns out tickets are all sold out online until the 21 which was a Monday. I could have watched the movie on the 19th but I heard that part of the movie was show in IMAX so it would be better to watch it on an IMAX screen. So I waited til the 21st and it was worth it. Dark Knight was good, but even better on IMAX. Also I have a running bet that Two-Face is gonna be in the last Batman movie. Not only that but The Riddler is also gonna be in the last movie. The reason being is that I highly doubt Two-Face died from that height…I mean, Batman didn’t die from that height, granted that he was wearing armour, earlier in the movie, one of the Italian mobsters was thrown from a building at about the same height and he didnt die either. Also, if you remember Batman Forever with Val Kilmer playing Batman, the villians in the movie were Two-Face and The Riddler together..though that movie is probably known more for Nicole Kidman (Chase Meridan), Jim Carrey (The Riddler), and Tommy Lee Jones (Two-Face) then it is known for Val Kilmer (Batman). Anyways, my last reason for this is that Mr. Reese really sounds like Mysteries and I just have a gut feeling that he is gonna be the Riddler. The only problem I have with this is that in the 1995/Val Kilmer version of Batman, Two-Face and The Riddler didn’t know who Batman was while in this, more recent one, both know who the Batman really is. Also, in the older version, The Riddler’s name is Ed Nygma and not Mr. Reese. Maybe Mr.Reese is a new villian? or maybe they just made a new name for The Riddler, if he is gonna be The Riddler.
Why So Serious? =)
WooHoo! Got my MacBook Pro!!!! Finally my transition from Windows to Apple. Of course, I will still be using my Windows computer for stuff like games, internet browsing and what not. Laptop would strictly be for work and those sort of stuff. Not a bad laptop, in fact, very good. 17″ MacBook Pro with a 2.6 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo Processor, 2GB Ram, GeForce 8600 GTM, and an built-in webcame (iSight). Of course, I can put Windows on my MacBook Pro via BootCamp but if I were to do that, I might as well just get a Windows Laptop. Got the MacBook Pro for pretty cheap. Although I just found out that Apple is coming out with a new version of MacBook with the newer models being thinner and more well rounded taking the design of the MacBook Air. Apparently, the trackpad is made of glass, multi-touch and gesture enabled. Also, The body is manufactured out of one piece of aluminum. Eco-friendly, yet sturdy. Manufacturing process is completely different. It will come with a new processor, the Intel Centrino 2 platform chip. It will have a 16:9 aspect ratio. Hopefully, this will be the best thing since sliced bread!
There has been much speculation about whether there is life on other planets. Specifically, we wonder if life on those planets is so boring that they’re willing to travel thousands of light-years to stick various objects into the body holes of earthlings. Maybe we’re not being visited by the cream of the alien crop, if you kno what i mean. The aliens that come our way probably aren’t the same bunch of aliens who invented space travel on other plants. Just look at the people driving past you on the highway; how many of them could have invented the automobile? Maybe the aliens who visit us are alien Induhviduals.
Now lets not jump to conclusions. I will use my uncanny powers of logic to ferret out the truth about UFOs and alien abductions. There’s plenty of evidence to piece it all together. I don’t know why no one has tried it before.
Every year, thousands of Induhviduals report sightings of flying saucers. Some Induhviduals have captured grainy images of theses unexplained ships on video cameras. All of the alien ships filmed by Induhviduals look exactly like ashtrays or the tops of garbage pails. But what are the odds there would be that many ashtrays and garbage pail lids flying around? That seems far less likely then the explanation that the skies are filled with unidentified flying objects. I think we can logically conclude from the video evidence that the accounts of unidentified visitors are true.
You might have noticed that the world is full of people who are much smarter people. For example, the average IQ is about 100. If you remove from the sample all of the people reading this blog, the average drops from 100 to about 45. On the other hand, smart people such as Marlyn vos Savants IQ is well over 200.
Obviously, the super-smart people created their own country long ago called Switzerland. Every weekend, they take their hovercrafts out and look for Induhviduals who have videocameras. After years of inbreeding, the super-smart people have evolved into skinny, gray creatures with huge eyes. They wear make up to look like Germans when tourist are around.
You might think im jumping to conclusions here, but have you ever met someone from Switzerland? Neither have I.
My prediction? In the future, we’ll realize that the creatures we thought were from other planets are actually smart people who live in Switzerland.
Sry. Just a really boring summer so far….
There are two types of people in the world: the bright and attractive people like yourselves who reads my blogs, and the other 6 billion idiots who get in our way. Since we’re outnumbered, it’s a good idea not to refer to them as idiots in their faces. I suggest calling them “In-duh-viduals” instead. The advantage of this word is that you can insult someone without the risk of physical harm. For example:
US: You’re quite an In-duh-vidual, Tim.
TIM: Thank You
Most people aren’t saving enough money for retirement. If you’re one of them, I suggest you start excising vigorously so that later you can bully your frail peers and take their stuff when you need it. I often see senior citizens in the prk practicing Tai Chi. The alleged purpose is to increase balance and energy or some such baloney. What ever happened to TAKING A WALK?
You don’t need to learn lethal skills to increase balance and energy. It’s obvious to me that those senior sitizens are preparing to slap the bejeezus out of the rest of us and take our stuff. The’re just bidding their time and waiting for us to realize there isn’t enough retirement money for everyone.
Many of you are saving money instead of exercising. It seems like a smart thing to do, but later you’ll be cursing yourselves as you watch the Tai Chi experts carry your stuff away in huge boxes.
My prediction is… the people who are studying Tai Chi instead of saving money are planning to beat us up and take our stuff when we’re retired.
